Today, I finally got up the courage to finally ask her out (maybe I write too much about her…). Yet I (again) did not. This time, however, the reason is idiotic. Completely and utterly idiotic.
This is a reason so completely idiotic you need to be warned about how idiotic it is before you read it, else, you may collapse in disbelief at the idiocy of it.
Really, it is rather idiotic. Having finally got up the courage to ask her, I quickly pack everything up at the end of a lesson (as the bell has already gone), and then… Well, it really is stupid.
Stupid enough, that it took so long that breaking the paragraph is justifiable. I couldn't get my hoodie on. I just couldn't get it on. By the time I got it on, she had gone.
How totally freakin' idiotic is that!?
Comments
Owen says…
April 19, 2007 15:43:56+01:00
What's a hoddie? Is that slang for "mojo"?
Geoffrey Sneddon says…
April 19, 2007 16:23:12+01:00
No, a spelling mistake for hoodie :)
Jim Whimpey says…
April 20, 2007 10:57:27+01:00
That really is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You're constantly making up these faux excuses.
How long could it possibly take you to get a jumper on? Really? Even if you had the world's worst motor skills and got a little messed up, how long could it take? 2 minutes? At the absolute maximum? I just tested with a hoodie of my own and it took me 6 seconds without any glitches. Are you telling me I could take off and put on my hoodie 10 times in the time it takes you to get it on once?
And then even if it did take you a whole two minutes to get a jumper on, even if it took you 5 minutes. How far could she possibly get in 5 minutes? Does she step straight out of school and onto a Concorde? If you really wanted to ask her you would have walked slightly faster than normal to catch her.
You're kidding yourself Geoffrey.
Robin says…
June 8, 2007 15:54:52+01:00
I could just copy and paste Jim's response, but I won't for the sake of courtesy.